Me: *squats down to pee*
Sarah: Nicole, I don't mean to be lesbionic or anything, but you have a really cute body. TEEHEE!
Me: *falls over*

Man, You gotta love my girl. I just wish I had HALF the energy she has by the middle of the night.

I also wish I knew why my body resorted to vomiting at 3:30 am. Musta' been them damn blood worms.

I met Sarah last night; she's a doll.
She was bored so David asked if we all wanted to go out and have a drink.

David: There is one reason why all of my ex-girlfriends get along so well; It starts with a C and ends with a Y.
Sarah: Coy?
Me: Cocky?
David: ...NO. You're crazy! You're all fucking crazy!!!

We had to leave around 1:45 though because David ( Read more... )